specimen no. 33 (glorb)

July 25th, 2009 § 0 comments

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“We found Specimen No. 33 at the site of what we assume was an impromptu autopsy table, which was also a cheap particleboard bookshelf with a Brazilian Cherry laminate.

This specimen was quite unceremoniously nailed down by three of its tentacles, and appeared to have been readied for a lobotomy. We’re not certain, as the autopsy is incomplete.

We removed a chunk of the bookshelf together with the specimen, because it was an unattractive bookshelf and we didn’t want to pull the nails out.”

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